*I wish people would stop being like “So, when’s the new book coming out? Are you writing another one? Why can’t you just sit down and write something?” or when I tell them to leave my ass alone because I am actually trying to get something accomplished, they’re all like “Oh, so you were just lying, you’re not really writing, you’re just sitting there looking at the computer!” For the fuck of shit, leave me alone! Writing does not equal continuous typing at the keyboard nor does it mean I can just sit down and bust something out on a whim. I wish I could, but I can’t. Sorry. I’d like to see you do any better.
*Thank you, you ancient crone of a doctor, I had no idea my ass has expanded since leaving the military. You know, cause my clothes not fitting anymore wasn’t a clue or anything. The more you remind me I’m a fatty fat fat, the more I shirk my exercise, just out of spite, you evil whore.
*I hate work and I don’t want to go back.
*Men need to stop dressing like overgrown frat boy douchebags.
*And is it just me, or is every woman on Mad Men really teeny tiny, with the obvious exception of Joan, who’s figure I envy?
Okay, sorry, I needed to get that out. Let me throw up some pics of my BFF and the best Bond girl eva!, Eva Green, who is more awesome than anyone I know. It’s been a while since I did that. I will then return to my hibernation.
She’s so fucking fierce.
Lindsay a.k.a Busty St. Clair
girl you need to just put all those people on the backburner. anyone who knows anything about literature know that the process cannot be rushed. it has to be organic and come from the heart. personally i would much rather read something that took ten years but was from the soul than a hundred half assed books written just to meet a quota. you cannot rush perfection!
and amen on the grown men looking like frat douches!
People are slowly driving me insane… and I hate them.
Eva is sooo pretty. That is all.
I couldn't tell you how many times I've sat down with the computer with the intention of writing something, anything really! Maybe finish the Whorely phiction or write some more of my fantasy epic (that I only have 2 pages of). And I end up doing bugger all. Sometimes it just won't happen. It's not like anything you have any control over. You know that, I know that, Anners knows that, Mrs M knows that. Shit, Stephen King knows that.
But I just love how everyone is an expert. Just ask them, they'll tell you. People need to learn to STFU and mind their own business.
I also do not exercise to spite people! I've added your doctor to my list of people I am currently spiting (sp?). I raise my chubby fist in solidarity!
People suck.
I'm sorry people are bothering you so much. They suck.
On the other hand, "for the fuck of shit" is probably my new favorite saying.