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It comes from a sugar, sleep, and nourishment deprived mind.

I have to write this re-re entry paper on why I have chosen law as my professional career path. I have yet to figure out a way to say “I want to become a lawyer so I can one day take down my corrupt, re-re police department” in a professional way. What I want to say is “Napoleon is a bitchface hobag who deserves to suffer within the bowels of hell for all of eternity because he is a hypocritical, psychotic, tiny man. He is the reason I want to be a lawyer(even though I have geared my courses toward science for the past year or so but I am retarded stupid in math so a degree in science is never going to be a realistic goal anyway) because I want to rep all the normal officers for free every time they have a problem with Napoleon Bitchface. I want to make Napoleon my bitch and pee on his leg to show him who’s boss”. Of course, I cannot actually say that.

Blegh.

On a side note, I spent most of last night watching episodes of Law and Order:UK and I can honestly say I’m disappointed. It’s dumbed down and the plots are a little far-fetched at times. I hope it gets better because I will never tire of giggling when the coppers try to play bad cop on some schlub and sound so very polite the entire time they do it. They really do. But, as I have said before, you can have a British accent and suddenly be the most charming, polite and attractive person in the world, no matter what you’re saying. At least, in my eyes you will be. And yes I am a stupid American.

And speaking of the Brits…

Yeah.