It comes from a sugar, sleep, and nourishment deprived mind.
I have to write this re-re entry paper on why I have chosen law as my professional career path. I have yet to figure out a way to say “I want to become a lawyer so I can one day take down my corrupt, re-re police department” in a professional way. What I want to say is “Napoleon is a bitchface hobag who deserves to suffer within the bowels of hell for all of eternity because he is a hypocritical, psychotic, tiny man. He is the reason I want to be a lawyer(even though I have geared my courses toward science for the past year or so but I am retarded stupid in math so a degree in science is never going to be a realistic goal anyway) because I want to rep all the normal officers for free every time they have a problem with Napoleon Bitchface. I want to make Napoleon my bitch and pee on his leg to show him who’s boss”. Of course, I cannot actually say that.
Blegh.
On a side note, I spent most of last night watching episodes of Law and Order:UK and I can honestly say I’m disappointed. It’s dumbed down and the plots are a little far-fetched at times. I hope it gets better because I will never tire of giggling when the coppers try to play bad cop on some schlub and sound so very polite the entire time they do it. They really do. But, as I have said before, you can have a British accent and suddenly be the most charming, polite and attractive person in the world, no matter what you’re saying. At least, in my eyes you will be. And yes I am a stupid American.
And speaking of the Brits…
Yeah.
Lindsay a.k.a Busty St. Clair
Napoleon’s still around? Ew. And you’re right about the British accent thingy!
Napoleon is like herpes, he’s never going away
Man, do you know how stressful it is to play psychological warfare for eight and a half hours a day everyday while trying to do your job, too? Ugh, my grey hairs have doubled 
British accents are the greatest thing ever.
Oh, have you watched Spartacus on Starz yet? I watched the first four epis. Me thinks I will not be back to continue. Sad face.
Who’s that guy with the pointy ears?
I’ve disowned you.
Okay, not really. You know I couldn’t do that!
Daniel Craig= callipygian (my new favorite word. I will be using it daily when I bitch all men folk around here have flat asses. ‘Tis a shame)
And I’m upset I can’t find an ass shot of my daytime friend and nighttime lover so I’m going with this one instead:
http://trollydolly.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/daniel-craig-bulge-grab.jpg
I would do that for him for free. Because if I accept money for that it makes me a hooker.
Oh, that’s Daniel Craig, for a second I thought it was Legolas’ and Aragon’s lovechild.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Hahahaha! Wait, no! I disown you!
Pressing that button never gets old
I have not seen Spartacus! No longer subsribe to good cable
And boy di I miss the BBC. I loved that show “Hotel Inspector”… I digress… Tell Napoleon to get phucked….
haha @ Jennifer
70′s Porn Star downloaded it for me. I felt like I was watching some bad Cinamax movie (I know, oxymoron, right? There’s no such thing as a good Cinamax movie). Plus the scene looks hokey and the graphics are retarded. I’m sad I don’t like the show; it has Xena: Warrior Princess in it and she can seriously do no wrong in my eyes.
Re: Spartacus
The show sucks, but man is Spartacus pretty.
I have to attempt sleep again.
The dude is pretty. Especially after the cut off his hair.
After the first five minutes realized someone saw 300 waaay too many times. Plus, they’re about three years too late if they wanted to capitalize on 300′s popularity.
Night. I, too, will be trying that myself as soon as my video finishes converting.
Why the hell is Xena in a production of Spartacus? The mind boggles. I’m gonna google Spartacus now, cuz Jennifer said he was hot.