DISCLAIMER: These are totally not true facts. Obviously.
1.) Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
2.) Midgets don’t have night vision.
3.) Americans are actually allowed to own Canadians. It’s written in the 32nd Amendment.
4.) A lightsaber can cut through Superman. Duh.
5.) There is no Europe. It’s completely made-up.
6.) Google is watching you right now.
7.) George Bush is actually a chimpanzee the government stuffed into a suit.
There will be more every now and again when I start getting loopy from the sleeping pills.
Lindsay a.k.a Busty St. Clair
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